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All plans connect you with a vetted, real human via WhatsApp or Telegram. Cancel any time.
The Chatty
Try it for a month. No strings.
$28.99/month
- ✓12 hours/day human availability
- ✓WhatsApp or Telegram
- ✓Text, voice notes & calls
- ✓Cancel anytime
- ✗24/7 emergency access
BEST VALUE
The Legend
Save ~14% vs monthly. Most popular.
$300/year
- ✓Everything in The Chatty
- ✓Priority response times
- ✓Dedicated primary advisor
- ✓Save ~$48 vs monthly
The Constant
Around-the-clock human presence.
$49.99/month
- ✓24/7 unlimited access
- ✓Priority human routing
- ✓Crisis-ready responders
- ✓Dedicated primary advisor
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